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Monday, February 21, 2011

helloooooooo induction is easy peasy.. mm peas *bad jenni* lol


so, after getting the news, as said before... i am borderline..like... one step over that line *poof* diabetic. EEEEEEEEEK  so, I started Atkins (which WILL be a life long thing for me now)     i don't remember the past few times it being this easy.. but maybe that's also partially due to HEY JACK ASS! YOU GONNA DIIIE haha,,, (not from diabetes.. but other crap... so.. tadaaaaaaa gettin healthy.   I've lost 10 pounds give or take w random water retentions (chuggalugga my fellow scale watching atkinites! or that evil scale won't hesitate to say in the words of sir Iglasias " with an I" haha.... DAYUUUM!   Let us also not forget the satan posessed Wii balance board scale.. BOOOO!  "oh!"  Oh THIS HEFFER! ahaha   Soooo let me share with you my lovely journey as I coast along in cheesy bacon wrapped goodness with all i've done so far!
Age... Creepin on the big 3*0oooooh hehe (3/3)
Height : 5'7ish
Weight: Start date... 192!... now... 182-5 depending on water DON'T LISTEN TO THE WII SCALE AHHHH! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!! i'm not listening *holds hands over ears* lalalalalalalaaaaaaa  

ok..down to biddness...

Tuesday-THE JOURNEY BEGINS
DAY 1 OF INDUCTION

coffee
atkins shake
taco dip w celery and SOME flax crackers (watch them things.. too many, and you'll be seated on ye ole porcelin thrown...)
lots o water
wasabi almonds
cheese stick
taco burgers on lettuce w green olives jalapenos(glad i didn't all the flax crackers) taco dip
diet cherry pepsi
             *adventures for the day*
*1 hr of Just Dance 2... LMAO! THIS WHITE GURL CAN'T JUMP!...(Jump Jump-Chris Cross..OYE!)


WEDNESDAY  DAY2 INDUCTION

coffee
salad works
diet cherry pepsi
cheese stick
cheese eggs n bacon
some nasty a** better cheddar thingy w sour crout (only ate half..YUCK)

*Adventures for the day*
45 min just dance 2
wii fit 40 min

THURSDAY DAY3 INDUCTION

crystal light
2 cups coffee
too many cashews
5 wasabi soy almonds
4 sugar free choc covered almonds
Mozzerella w sundried pesto sauce
wegmans mozz salad concoction
  *still stayed dark purple in ketosis!

ADVENTURES for the day...
walked both dogs seperately all over the place


FRIDAY INDUCTION day 4

rough day! had major dental work done *ouch*

coffee
sugar free chocolate friggen fudge soda!! Don't knock it til ya try it! "waist watchers" sold at shop rite
left over wegs mozz salad jaun
deviled eggs

adventures for the day
walked 2 miles with my 4 yr old to pharmacy for some meds, and comfort food *sf choc/nuts


SATURDAY Induction Day5

coffee
water
ham n cheese eggs w bacon
too many nuts (damg weakness)
SF chocolate w almonds
NO bread cheesesteak w extra cheese n fried onions

Adventures for the day...
lil goofy dancin via youtube to show friends some new moves hahaha was funny!

SUNDAY Induction Day6

water
coffee
chai tea by Stash
Atkins Shake
Bacon wrapped chicken burger
loaded asparagus SHIZ TASTED LIKE REAL LOADED BAKED POTATO!  ps -my kids loved it!
              hard part... was watching ryan 6... and stevie 4 put their asparagus between bbq chips   :*( CHIPS *SNARLS*

fyi... YES my children are eating what I eat... But alas... when i make burgers and such... they get the bread, and yummy kid approved side dishes as well.

Adventure for the day:
Power walked 2 miles with the kiddos

ALAS.. TODAY...
MONDAY day 7!!!!!!!!!!!!! of induction!! BooYah baby! i made it a week!!! *virtual high 5* hurray *cue fireworks and sparklers*

coffee
Apple Chai Stash tea w SF French Vanilla Creamer ((excuse me... I need a moment o'privacy as i remember how Fricken awesomness that was)) ok.. I'm better now.

IN THE OVEN.. thanks to a fellow low carber who inspired me... I HAVE......
4 cheese mach mashed taters... recipe you ask?? why sure :) i will share.

cooked and SERIOUSLY DRAINED/ Smooshed in paper towels cauliflower
 then... KILL IT!!!!!!!!!! in the food processor.. I added some chives and a lil cream bc i done did good paw!..w dryin those buggers out!!! :D thank you thank you haha ok ok ok..
Mean while.. I took 3 pieces of bacon..chopped it up..and fried it.. MMMMMMMM
Then... in a sauce pan.. melted 3TBS butter... 1/4 block cream cheese... handful mozzerella,handfull cheddar cheese ((if you are a dwarf... make it 3 handfuls <3)) *i love dwarfs btw.. showin the love!
.... and cream.. NO i do NOT know how much.. as i kinda just went along. *GASPS!* I forgot.. towrads the end of processing your cauliflower ... add an egg... it helps with the texture in my opinion.

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.. I poured this heavenly concoction into a lil foil baking dish (easy clean up.. )... topped w the TINY amount of bacon grease... and then sprinkled my masterpiece w the cooked bacon. <3      should be done soon........ my 4 yr old keeps asking if it's ready yet. lol        

we will enduldge a lil... BUT alas, this beaut must wait to be served w dinner... which.. i plan on making Parm "breaded" aka...COATED Pork chops. w a side of green beans and the heaven stated above.   mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

why did i make it now you ask?... well.. who doesn't love the smell of bacon in the AM... and honestly, i'm not hungry.
THAT'S ANOTHER THING!!!! I'M LIKE... RARELY STARVING/HUNGRY ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! this "way of living" is even helping tame the bordom purging demon inside of me!!! i love it!   I have tons of energy.. my moods are a lil easier... haven't been having night sweats... THIRSTY a lot still... but.. i also have other health issues... ANYWHO!  HELLO BEACH SEASON! This Mommy of 3 is gonna be lookin pretty fly!!!    will be posting pix ...OF THE FOOD haha




            LATE LUNCH WILL BEEEEEEEEEE..... yep... Eggplant.   I'm gonna lightly bread it in ... pppppppppPaaaaaaaaaarmesan after letting it swim around in some eggs... seasoned w minced garlic,salt,pepper,and lil onion powder and oregano. mmmm then ... i'll pan sear it w some cooking spray.... top w Mozzerella and a lil tomato sauce.. Hunts seems to be the best for staying in ketosis...     My Fellow Atkinities..... what red sauces do you use??
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@ said joke-->Bwahaha.... o.0  REALLY? ha!  simple joke from very nice joke.com mmmkay.et face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither
This just in......... eggplant THIS JUST IN! EGGPLANT CATASROPHE!!!! waited a lil too long to cook that big boy up... RIP old lad. ... STULL have a craving for something crunchy...SO.. gonna do the pork chops now.  Just crunched up some porkrinds. got a good amount of aggression out w the hammer... hehehehe sounded like world warwas happening up in he~awh! lol anyway, gonna add some parm, and spices, dip the pigglets into some egg wash, then the parm stuff, and fry'm up.  I think... they're gonna look like they are breaded w Panko... mmmm.    Also, thanks to a LC friend Tim, he told me how to use Shirataki tofu noodles.  *gasps!* tofu ??? Ahhh.. no no no.. don't be silly... tofu is well known for many good health things.. GOOGLE THAT!..lol AND it takes on the flavors of whatever you're cooking it in.  Will upload pix when finished :)  *forkes unite*
"breading" crushed porkrinds,parm,onion powder,garlic powder
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takin a lil bath in some EVOO

so far so good... looks and smells like fried porkchops!  Dinner plate soon...
and the finale.......
kid approved... and YUMMY!

1 comments:

Mumma8201 said...

FOR THE RECORD... Stevie actually BEGGED me for more! lol he said can i have more? (i was typing something on FB... ) he repeated and Loudly said MOMMY? Can i PLEASE have more? *YAY*